Stoopid Monkey

-#-
21
13 going on 30
300

-A-
A guide to recognizing your saints
A street car named Desire
A Bittersweet life
A Clockwork Orange
Ab-Normal Beauty
American Psycho
Anna and the King
American History X
American Beauty
Almost Famous
Across the Universe
A home at the end of the world

-B-
Batman
Batman Returns
Batman Forever
Batman and Robin
Batman The Dark Knight
Boo
Blade II
The Brown Bunny
Black Xmas
Burn After Reading
Blade Runner
Being John Malkovich
The Big Lebowski
Blade
Blue Crush
Black Snake Moan
Brick
Be Kind Rewind
Black Kiss
Betty Blue
Buffalo 66
Blade Trinity
Battle Royale II
Ben Hur
Beetlejuice
Big Nothing
Bonnie and Clyde
The Bourne Identity
The Bourne Supremacy

-c-
Charlie Wilson's war
Chopper
The Craft
Creep
City of God
Catacombs
The Chronicles of Riddick
Cashback
Cherry Falls
Cruel Intentions 1
Cruel Intentions 2
Cruel Intentions 3
Changeling
Cluless
The Condemned
Capote

-D-
Deathproof
Dumbo
Dummy
Duece Bigalow
Dangerous Minds
The Day After tomorrow
Day Watch
Dodgeball
Die Hard
Die Hard 2 Die Harder
Die Hard 3 Die Hard with a Vengeance
Die Hard 4.0
Donnie Darko
Domino
Dr. Zhivago

-E-
Empire Records
Ed Wood
Edward Scissor Hands

-F-
Footloose
Freddy got fingered
Five Across the Eyes
Fight Club
Final Destination
Final Destination 2
Final Destination 3
Fear and loathing in Los Vegas
The Fabulous Baker Boys
Fargo

-G-
Garage Days
Girl, interupted
Green Butchers
Gran Torino
Ghost Game
Ginger Snaps
Gone with the wind

-H-
Hannibal
Heathers
Hannibal Rising
Hackers
Hocus Pocus
Hillside Cannibals
Halloween Uncut
Hedwig and the angry inch
House of Wax
The Hot Chick
Honey
Home Alone
How to lose friends and alienate people
House of 1000 corpses
Hellboy
Hellboy II
High Fidelity
The Heart is deceitful above all things
The Hillside Strangler
Hard Candy
Hicthcock Box set

-I-
Ichi the killer
In Brugges
Identity

-J-
Jackie Brown
Jigsaw

-K-
Killing Zoe
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
King Kong
Kill Bill Vol. 1
Kill Bill Vol. 2

-L-
Lord of the Rings The Return of the King
Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
Lord of the Rings The Fellowship of the Ring
Leon
Loser

-M-
Mr and Mrs. Smith
Mallrats
Meet Joe Black
Monster
The Machinist
Million Dollar Baby
Memento
Mean Girls
Muriel's Wedding
Murder by Numbers
Manhunter
Mulholland Drive

-N-
Nightwatch
Niagra
the notebook
Nightmare on Elm Street 1-7

-O-
The Opposite of Sex
Orange County
Outpost
Omen Pentology
Once upon a time in Mexico

-P-
Pulp Fiction
Ping Pong
Punisher War Zone
Practical Magic
Punisher
Pretty Persuasion
Party Monster
Pineapple Express
Planet Terror
Pathology
Prom Night

-Q-
Queen Of The Damned

-R-
Red Dragon
Resident Evil Extinction
Reservoir Dogs
Requiem for a dream
Repo The Genetic Opera

-S-

The Simpsons movie
Spiderman
Street Fighter
Sherry Baby
Slither
Street Fighter II the animated movie
The Sisterhood of the traveling pants
Saw
Saw II
Saw III
Saw IV
Sin City
Summer of Sam
Spun
sylvia
Silence of the lambs
Sin City
Slackers
Southland Tales
Sex and Lucia
Shrooms
See No Evil
Smoking Aces
Silent Hill

-T-
TransAmerica
Thumbsucker
Twelve Monkeys
Tenacious D Pick of Destiny
Traped in a purple haze
True Romance
Transformers
Taxidermia
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II
Toolbox Murders
Talladega Nights
Taxi Driver
Thirteen
The devil wears prada
Texas chainsaw masacre

-U-
The Untoucables
Unleashed
The Usual Suspects

-V-
The Virgin Suicides

-W-
Wrestlemaniac
Waynes World
Waynes World II
Wrong Turn
The Witches
Wanted
Willard

-X-
XTC

-Y-

-Z-
Zodiac


-LIVE-
Eddie Izzard - we know where you live
Jimmy Carr
Frankie Boyle
Alkaline Trio Live
Marilyn Manson Live

-TV Shows-
American Dad season 1
American Dad season 3
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 4
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 5
Big Bang Theory
Green Wing season 1
Green Wing season 2
Desperate Housewives
Desperate Housewives
Mighty Boosh Season 1 & 2
Blackadder the first
Blackadder second
League of Gentlemen season 1
League of Gentlemen season 3
Robot Chicken season 1
Robot Chicken Star Wars
30 Rock season 1
Harvey Birdman
Mock the Week too hot for TV 1
Mock the Week too hot for TV 2
Dogtanion
Count Duckula
Thundercats
TMNT
Wacky Races
Wacky Races
Happy Tree Friends

-Wrestling-

No Way Out 2009

-Fitness-

Pump It Up

When embarking on this book review I am aware that my total inexperience in such tasks could indeed hinder its quality; you should be too. So I guess I require a caveat involving pinches of salt and such.



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Bip Bop
Bip Bop
Bip Bop
C'mon

Watermelon stripes
We've got a competition on our hands
Dig your heels in for god's sake
Things are on the line afterall

Lines. Stick within those lines old son
We need a win sometime soon
Mix it up there mate
Slice it, strike it, make it work somehow

We need this afterall my son


N.B. I've been trying to get back into writing random things down....so there isn't really much point to this entry other than to serve as a placeholder for what I wrote whilst watching a Murray match Wimbledon '09. It sounds a little crap to me, but is rather reminiscient of the poetry of folk like Carol Ann Duffy and co. Perhaps this is why I'm rather noneplussed by it.

Today I decided that:

-From here on in I will suffix all my questions with: Yes. No. Maybe. Don't Know.....at least in my mind.

-There is some form of haunting presence in my lab. Rather expensive multichannelled pumps and vortex mixer just don't randomly go berserk.

-I want to write a novel. I'll save the memoirs for later.

-My references better check out. I can't wait to move into the new flat. Getting away from the irks of living with students is a priority for me right now.

-I love someone very very much.

-For the first time in a while I feel like I can say the words "living with the depression". Ironically, this'll probably change now that I've admitted this. :(

-I will write a list of things I plan to acquire for the new flat soon. I may also write a list of all the things I plan to do in the new flat.

-I will write a review of each book I finish and put it up on here.

-I should really organise a subscription to Nylon magazine, now that I'll have a personal mailbox in the new flat....eeee!

-I like the words 'new flat' an awful lot.

-I need more movies despite needing to watch about 6+ previously bought but never watched DVDs. I think this is what they call.....addiction? right?

-I can't wait for my new lens and photobook to arrive. Photography galore!

-I will write in this journal more often.


Reading: Alex's The Rat Killer (Still) <---alert: slow reader

.....jotted down on a napkin.....One thinks of the oddest things when travelling on a train (Leeds to Liverpool TP express to be precise):

I'm growing tired of hearing people's borrowed intelligence. Insight. Whatever you want to call it. Simply because it puts such a dampener on things. I'll read a person's rant, their opinions, hopeful for something fresh and sincere; only to be struck with a strange sense of de ja vu. The same tired voice pushing its way through, vying for attention to be praised as original. Nevertheless it's just a familiar repetition of subject matter.

I don't know what to make of this. Not really. I just hope somewhere down the line, this propensity for voicing one's opinions will develop away from simply borrowing and regurgitating the thoughts of another they find so "uber cool" and interesting; and grow into some form of original thought.

It's all in the practice in the end. Isn't it?


Reading: Alexander Terekov's The Rat Killer

In this long overdue update I find myself ready to ask that ever impetuous question. When did my life begin to suck? But alas, I do forget, in its conception were sown the seeds for the demise of my happy mind, leaving only the fruits of an upside down smile to permanently entwined itself into my being.

Goodbye cruel world.

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... too many depressing thoughts have set up shop in my head right now... i really dont feel like listing each one... let me think them out first..